Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.
by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021
Get the Off me latermug. 
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025
Get the They all love me...they all show love but until I see that happen, I am still the bomb, bruhmug. by loose gannon January 31, 2025
Get the Swiggle Me Ballsmug. it means you can't do shit to me because a black cat got your tongue and you have bad luck forever. you are a walking talking dead man.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 2, 2022
Get the me hoy ignoymug. If you're fine with it happening to me, why shouldn't you be fine with it ALSO HAPPENING TO YOU? Dumb. You motherfuckers are dumb.
A retard "But moms and catholics aren't bad! They shouldn't be doing it to them..."
Hym "Or anyone else?"
A retard "Well... Um... Maybe if it only happens to YOU... And NOT me... Then it'll be fine..."
Hym "Yeah, no, it's never going to only happen to me. It's never only going to 'people LIKE me.' And Catholics and Moms are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. What did they do? Fuck a fat cock, and nothing else. Not a claim to virtue or innocence. And Catholics, with all the kids they're molesting... I mean, I've molested 0 kids... Yet now that the government is doing it to people instead of random undisclosed people.... And they're doing it more broadly to PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN TYPE... Instead of A GUY of a certain type... Now it's a problem... Because now you're a part of a group that it's to whom it's happening... We gotta make videos about it and vote a certain way now... We gotta rally together because the thing that was happening to ME... Is now happening to you..."
Hym "Or anyone else?"
A retard "Well... Um... Maybe if it only happens to YOU... And NOT me... Then it'll be fine..."
Hym "Yeah, no, it's never going to only happen to me. It's never only going to 'people LIKE me.' And Catholics and Moms are the biggest pieces of shit on the planet. What did they do? Fuck a fat cock, and nothing else. Not a claim to virtue or innocence. And Catholics, with all the kids they're molesting... I mean, I've molested 0 kids... Yet now that the government is doing it to people instead of random undisclosed people.... And they're doing it more broadly to PEOPLE OF A CERTAIN TYPE... Instead of A GUY of a certain type... Now it's a problem... Because now you're a part of a group that it's to whom it's happening... We gotta make videos about it and vote a certain way now... We gotta rally together because the thing that was happening to ME... Is now happening to you..."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
Get the Memug. Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.
Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.
Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016
Get the Fry me a kippermug.