your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced (scient-IST)

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

Your mom

Your mom is what I did today

Some random guy: hey what did you do today
Me: I did your mom XD

by Repetidora July 21, 2021

Your mom

gay

joe hey bro your mom is gay
jack die

by ee er November 11, 2020

International Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day

This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.

You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.

by ayushdrane July 14, 2022

Your Mom

The coolest, hottest, sexiest mf alive.

Wow look! It’s your mom! She’s hot.

by Yourlocalmother January 22, 2022

your mom

broke

girl: i cant afford jordans
other girl: your mom BROKE

by charli dam mama olio December 20, 2020

your mom

gay

i feel like your mom

by ayush11334 November 3, 2021