A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.
Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?
Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.
Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.
by Jnda88 August 16, 2016
Get the Clank Wank mug.The act of placing the erect male member between a suitably large pair of female mamories followed by the repeated backward and forward movement thereof until orgasm reached.
by London dawg May 13, 2005
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1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...
2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum
(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...
2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum
(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!
or
Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"
or
Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!
or
Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!
or
Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
or
Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"
or
Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!
or
Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!
or
Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 4, 2010
Get the Wank-Satchel mug.A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)
by queedledwarf March 5, 2013
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Robert- Why're you looking at that kettle in a weird way
Adam- Had myself a teapot wank last night
Robert- You're messed up man.
Adam- Had myself a teapot wank last night
Robert- You're messed up man.
by Lancastrian Wolf November 19, 2013
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by Thehobbit February 14, 2015
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