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Clank Wank

A term used for masturbation when the person masturbating has arthritis in their wrists; this makes a sound referred to as a clank making it a clank wank.
Jack : Did you hear about Daniel and his arthritis?

Charlie : Yeah, he said he had a clank wank yesterday. Everyone in the apartment building could hear it.
by Jnda88 August 16, 2016
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Cuban Wank

The act of placing the erect male member between a suitably large pair of female mamories followed by the repeated backward and forward movement thereof until orgasm reached.
Yo dog, that girl sho' knows how to cuban.
by London dawg May 13, 2005
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s2f wank

"Start to finish" wank - when you wank quickly without stopping - from flaccid right up to ejaculation
Just had an s2f wank - didn't even pause for breath
by Jared Pollock November 29, 2011
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Car Wank

Masturbating in a car by yourself
Becs - You'll never guess what seen on the bus today?

John - What??

Becs - I looked out the window and some dude was masturbating in his car!!

John - Was he alone?

Becs - Yeah, he was totally having a car wank!!

John - Jeeze Becs!!!
by henryhill1223 January 20, 2012
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ski wank

When a female is in between two males and is masterbating both at the same time.
John and ciaran where lying on the bed and stephanie came in drunk and sat between them. She tells them to pull their trousers down then starts masterbating both at the same time. Aka ski wank
by John David Thompson September 12, 2013
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wank arm

Noun- A sport in which you play that gives you serious arm pain the next morning.
John: Wow, I have really bad wank arm from yesterday...
Alex: What were you playing?
John: Tennis.
by Intense Arm-wanker August 3, 2013
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Proper Wank

A slang word for Adelaide Strikers, “oh thats proper wank”
Definition 1. Jake Weatherald, Alex Carey, Phil Salt, Travis Head, Rashid Khan, Matt Short
by NAUGHTY NONCE February 1, 2020
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