Nasty Unicorn

Noun. A term that can be interjected into any situation to describe something that is indescribable. Usually derogatory in connotation.

Conceived one evening (In July of 2006) out of boredom and laziness, the term 'nasty unicorn' was first used by Joshua Mosley to describe his feelings towards a wet napkin. When the napkin in question was thrown on his face, he told the assailant, "You need to quit with your nasty unicorn!" The term has been frequently used throughout Treutlen County since then.

Can be used acronymns, i.e.;
STNUU- Shut the Nasty Unicorn up
WTU- what the unicorn?!

Although no examples can be given due to its indescribable nature, the term 'nasty unicorn' is most often used in a sentence as a noun in response to something horrific and/or disgusting;

"Quit with your nasty unicorn!"

by Josh Mosley and Mary Stephens September 5, 2006

Unicorn

a pad for your period

Kristy: Hey I Just Got My sparkle do you have a rainbow
Kate: no sorry i just have a unicorn

by Shajenjen July 23, 2011

Unicorn

a horsey with one horn on it's head. most little girls or gay/idiotic/weird/stupid/childish boys want or do believe in.

older bro: hey little sis! unicorns aren't real!!

lil sis: yes they r!!! MOMMY!!! WAAAAAAA!!!! *runs away screamin to mommy holdin a toy unicorn*

by awsome hippie peace April 28, 2011

Unicorn Hunt

Hunting for a homosexual male to deliver anal sex, generally with the hunter being on the receiving end.

Billy is going on a unicorn hunt because he wants to get his ass plugged.

by Pedro Behr February 22, 2011

unicorn

The act of placing a head massager on your head and repetitively ramming the other end against a vagina or an asshole. Pleasurable sensation is produced in both.

Dude #1: Yo man I'm beat, I think I'm going to go and choke the chicken.

Dude #2: Lame, let's do something!

Dude #1: ...Want to ride the unicorn?

Dude #2: Sick brah!

by spark_rider October 21, 2010

unicorn bait

What a Vampire Calls A Human Femal Vergin, He Does This By Tasting Her Tears.

i was crying in fear, the vampire then licked my cheek, then muttered, unicorn bait, i'll have fun with youu, fucked me, and then drank from me.

by damonissexy;) August 8, 2010

unicorn

A horse that hasd a seat on its head.

That horse has a rather strange yet appealing seat on its head.

by My_arse_hurts December 10, 2003