The property by which any black guy with pigtails or braids looks like Snoop Dogg. By the same token, Snoop Dogg without pigtails or braids just looks like a normal black guy.
Ohh! Look over there! Is that Snoop Doggy Dogg? Nah, Jimmy is rocking the braids again. The DPG Uncertianty Principle holds strong.
by Craig "La Cocina" July 17, 2006
Get the DPG Uncertianty Principle mug.A man blows a load into his own hand. He then proceeds to make out with his girlfriend/wife and runs his siemen-soaked fingers through her hair. Upon finishing his round of tonsil hockey and greasing his better half's hair with his seed, he proclaims, "HAVE MERCY!" This relates to the Uncle Jesse character portrayed by the acting genius, John Stamos, on Full House. Uncle Jesse sported a sick mullet, used tons of hair product, and proclaimed the phrase mentioned above after sucking face with the boner-inducing Lori Loughlin.
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(n.) a formidable fat-roll situated on the back of one's neck, reminiscent of the one that Uncle Phil had on the TV series, Fresh Prince of Bellaire. Easiest to identify when the possessor of the uncle phil has a shaven head or is bald.
I'm not too photogenic in this facebook pic.
--No, it's just not very flattering to see your head from behind-what with the uncle phil you have going on and everything.
--No, it's just not very flattering to see your head from behind-what with the uncle phil you have going on and everything.
by thecheftopus December 14, 2010
Get the uncle phil mug.Creepy Family member most likely to molest anyone he can. The funny Uncle nobody trusts. The uncle who Volunteers to play Santa. May or may not be obsessed with Sean Connery. A "Billy".
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I see that no one seems to explain how someone becomes uncle dad, so I will take the stage. Someone becomes your uncle dad when your dad has sex with his sister (your aunt), producing you in the process. It is that simple. You don't even know if you should call him dad or uncle, so you call him UNCLE DAD.
I see that no one seems to explain how someone becomes uncle dad, so I will take the stage. Someone becomes your uncle dad when your dad has sex with his sister (your aunt), producing you in the process. It is that simple. You don't even know if you should call him dad or uncle, so you call him UNCLE DAD.
It was a fine day in Lincoln Park. Joe saw his sister, Meg, was wearing provocative clothing. Before he could control himself, he felt Johnny Wank get excited and start to yell for more. There was only one way to get Johnny Wank to shut the fuck up: bang his sister. His sister was unlikely to comply with this incestuous deed, so he creeped up behind her and smacked her ass real hard. That took her by surprise and then he ripped off her clothes and raped her before she could do anything to stop him. When he was finished he ran away. Later, when Meg gave birth to a boy named Dale, Joe returned. Dale learned to call his male parent Uncle Dad and his female parent Aunt Mom. Life just sucks sometimes.
by Jesus Fuckendoucher September 30, 2011
Get the uncle dad mug.The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".
by defgtyu September 12, 2008
Get the Uncle Jerry mug.Verb. The act of going out clubbing or dancing. It is derived from the word "Unce" which is most associated with the sounds at EDM, Digital, and Techno concerts.
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