English Toothpaste: Definition: When a partner during anal sex gets "shit dick" then takes the object out of the anus of the receiving partner and then rubs, like a toothbrush, the feces on the partner's teeth. Derivation: comes from the belief about the English having poor dentistry thus disgusting teeth.
Two guys are talking about how "nasty" their girlfriends are:
Tim: "My girlfriend is so nasty that she gave me head at the movies last night."
TJ: "Fuck that, thats not nasty. Nasty is my girlfriend, she let me give her English Toothpaste."
Tim: "My girlfriend is so nasty that she gave me head at the movies last night."
TJ: "Fuck that, thats not nasty. Nasty is my girlfriend, she let me give her English Toothpaste."
by Joe Lattari February 16, 2008
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Frank: I went to this break up support group, and it seemed like I was in a sabre tooth watering hole. Totally scary to think of waking up every morning with one them.
Frank's Dad: Yea, it gave me a queasy feeling when I was marrying your mother and the preacher ended with his line: "death do ya part", and I looked at her and ....
Frank's Dad: Yea, it gave me a queasy feeling when I was marrying your mother and the preacher ended with his line: "death do ya part", and I looked at her and ....
by mlhiss March 28, 2008
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A toothpick is a type of girl that is very skinny. She is always dressed to impress. She's wacko and sometimes I think she is on drugs. You wouldn't understand. BUT I LOVE HER! YAYYYY haha. niiice. rice krispies
Toothpick!!!!!! Get outta here! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!
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A stick with a small brush made by the libral media in order to make people to buy things for it so the government can make money.
Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Master Shake: Plaque is a figment made by the libral media in order for you to buy useless appliences and pastes. Now I heard the arguments on both sides and I found no evidence to sopport the need to brush your teeth.
*toothbrush
*toothbrush
by Thunderstarwarp August 26, 2006
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Adam was telling me about all the glitches in MW2 and in Halo 3, so I called him a toth and walked away laughing
by The_real_Moss_Eir July 9, 2010
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