Twister

The act of twisting your middle and pointer finger and inserting into the sex of your choice.

That bitch was so freaky, she let me do the twister.

by uppercase January 29, 2014

twisted pork

A shriveled, small and insignificant penis

You have a twisted pork

by mudguard May 20, 2014

titter knicker

The act of straddling a breast with your thighs. It is highly painful and not nearly exciting.

"I tried titter knickering last night and got a blister."
"On the thigh or boob?"
"Neither."

by TheGirlWhoIsTooAnnoyingToBeHot June 29, 2014

twisted fucker

Some one who is messed up sexually

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.

by Mister Hickie January 6, 2016

Twister and Chill

Playing twister while fucking

Hey girl, I just got a new twister set for my birfday. Wanna come twister and chill later?

by Twister Master May 31, 2016

twisted at the dick

When two straight bros hang out so much they don't know it yet but they can't separate.

Joe and Kyle are so into each other. I thought they were straight. They are, they're just twisted at the dick.

by A kid named three November 20, 2016

twisted penis

When a men twists his penis and attends to shove it up his ass

Oh my god Trevel committed twisted penis

by trevelhasasmalldick February 28, 2017