Attention Toker

A man who never stops talking about cannabis in an attempt to make himself look cool, hip and trendy.

Attention Toker - "Yeah man, I smoke weed all the time and that makes me a complete badass"

by JauntyTaylor. September 13, 2011

Eiffel Tower

When you're in the left lane on a 3 lane highway, and you and another car who is on the inside lane, pass some chode who is in the middle lane going slow.

When you both pass them at the same time, it's an eiffel tower. Just like the sex move.

by Rotslop July 22, 2019

eiffel tower

An act in which three or more people encircle another group of one or more people by clasping each other's hands above their heads, and proceed to exclaim "EIFFEL TOWER, BITCHESSS!" before scattering. The origins (and raison d'etre) of the act are unknown, but it is supposed that the name refers to the shape of the joined arms of the encirclers.

Group of Girls: "EIFFEL TOWER, BITCHESSS!"
Guy #1: "What the fuck just happened?"
Guy #2: "I think we just got Eiffel Towered."

by Luisa Asiul February 8, 2009

Buzzing The Tower

Gte a guy hard and pretendin' your gonna do something but u don't. That's buzzin' teh tower. Gettin' him all worked UP and shit but not doin' nething.

Normal:
I was just messin' with him
Buzzin tower talk:
I was only buzzin' the tower.

by Shana April 7, 2003

Wizard's Tower

A position used if you are in danger from ferrel dogs. It resembles lying down on your side with a hand on your head.

Bryn: "I was out running with the ferrel dogs this afternoon but as soon as I took out my lunch they all surrounded me."

Dru: "So did you whip out the Wizard's Tower?"

Bryn: "Oh yeah it worked like a charm!"

*Bear Paw*

by Mark1475 April 17, 2010

Tower of Interplanetary Power

Building 54 (The Cecil and Ida Green Building) at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), Boston, Mass.

HQ of MIT's Dept. of Earth, Atmospheric and Planetary Sciences. Eighteen floors of sharp minds and bleeding-edge research.

We do wonderful things and stupid things there.

Also known as the "Green building."

Soon to be temporarily known as "MARS COMMAND HQ (EASTERN AMERICA)."

"I've got a meeting on the thirteenth floor of the Tower of Interplanetary Power."

by Edwin Kite September 26, 2004

effiel tower dick

What I have in my pants

my girlfriend took off my pants to start blowing me and exclaimed "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN EFFIEL TOWER DICK"

by joeyc18 January 26, 2017