A vape hipster always has new, uncommon mods in their hands. They'll usually bash on popular, trendy mods and have or want U.S. Custom built mods.
Person 1: Look, I just got the new IPV!
Person 2: Oh, that's okay. Look at my new U.S. made custom built series, unregulated duel 18650 box mod with mos fut protection! #LowSerialNumbers!
Person 1: Oh wow, you're such a vape hipster!
Person 2: Oh, that's okay. Look at my new U.S. made custom built series, unregulated duel 18650 box mod with mos fut protection! #LowSerialNumbers!
Person 1: Oh wow, you're such a vape hipster!
by Branemu October 30, 2015
by Duke of weenies May 28, 2012
You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023
by Otownhipster October 15, 2019
When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.
"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."
by EmuOperative October 01, 2021
A hipster, who instead of finding new things before they're popular, finds old things before they're popular. They use things that were never mainstream in there own time.
by Solardancingpanda March 21, 2012
1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.
1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."
by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013