chronic thyroidism

When the sack of weed in your pocket so heavy you pimp walk like you’re on steroids.

That dude think he's so cool, just 'cause he got weed, walking like he got chronic thyroidism.

by alexwells5000 October 12, 2015

hipster hotbox

noun. A room in which nerds vape together with the doors and windows shut so the room fills up with thick clouds of water vapor. Commonly used for taking selfies in the cloud, and crowd sourcing a sense of belonging and coolness.

It was a total hipster hotbox in there, I couldn't see past all the selfie sticks and water vapor.

by alexwells5000 October 02, 2015

paranoimal

adjective: of, characterized by, or suffering from delusions of paranormal phenomena beyond the scope of normal scientific understanding.

Alex J. has been having paranoimal thoughts about aliens using Bluetooth headphones to transmit thoughts into his dental fillings from the 4th dimension.

by alexwells5000 November 15, 2017

Ubernapping

the act of getting free rides by carjacking strangers with sedans, forcing them to take you to a destination then giving them your credit card information.

I left my wallet in my other pants when I shoplifted these. I guess I'll just get there by Ubernapping somebody.

by alexwells5000 October 01, 2015

ratatoe

noun - a genetic mutant crossbreed that is half potato, half rat. Valuable to scientific research and complimentary to a steak dinner.

I heard they tested their products on ratatoes. I heard it's not really butter.

by alexwells5000 October 12, 2015

anthropomorpheus

noun – the attribution of human characteristics or behavior to a god, animal, or object. Especially after taking colored pills from strangers.

The anthropomorpheus is quite evident in his later works of art, I hear he took the blue one.

by alexwells5000 October 12, 2015