Wimpper warrior

Someone who Wimppers or moans profusely during intercourse

She’s a real Wimpper warrior

by Dvddvvdsd February 5, 2024

Microphone Warrior

A "Microphone Warrior" is somebody that will talk all kinds of smack through a gaming headset or a telephone. But doesn't have the balls to say it to your face.

1. I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.

2. I confronted this dude over the phone and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior". When I told him where he could find me and that I'll be waiting he never showed.

by The OG Shockwaves81 March 13, 2024

Keyboard Warrior

A person that thinks they can do anything online like being an asshole in video games or discord. They seem very nice in real life but are absolute idiots online.

person one: Hey bitch yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr so bad. lol 500 wins!!!! person two: Says the person which just started!!!! person three: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH person four: GET RECKT KEYBOARD WARRIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by thesweat23456789 July 9, 2022

Weekend warrior

Weekends of picking which parents house to go to

Child: I wish I didn't have to choose every weekend where I want to go, I don't like neither of them but I don't want to hurt feelings

Child relative: yeah it sucks being a weekend warrior

by Bella sue May 27, 2017

Kino Warrior

A man that is fully dedicated to the Kinobody lifestyle! He fasts each morning, drinks black coffee or sparkling water, and is defined by broad sexy shoulders, narrow waste-line and a chiseled jawline.

Stacey: "Amber, have you seen how Greg looks lately?"
Amber: "OMG yes, he's so defined and manly!"
Stacey: "He must be a Kino Warrior......"

by foosballmaster May 7, 2019

Moose Jaw Warriors

This team either sucks more ass than you can imagine, or is the best team in the WHL. Similar to my balls, this team is located inside of the jaw of a moose.

Dumbass #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Moose Jaw Warriors game?”

Dumbass #2: “Only if we can dump popcorn on the Swift Current Broncos fans.”

by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023

Rapper Warrior Ninja

A gag on The Eric Andre Show. It's like American Ninja Warrior but better.

Guy One: Remember when Danny Brown walked through soiled underwear on Rapper Warrior Ninja?
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!

by N1mrod November 30, 2020