two ball juice

I’m going to give that Chick some two ball juice right between the eyes
by Chief of Geist July 25, 2020
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two cups watsy

someone that is so optimistic that two cups have to be full.
I was so optimistic that the cup was full, I needed a two cups watsy, I was over brimming with optimism.
by twinjets February 14, 2013
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one-two shuffle

The one two shuffle is an old deception tactic. The intention is to methodically distract your adversary while you make a counter maneuver. Phase one involves a major distraction.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.
Sir, the enemy just pulled a one-two shuffle on us.

Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.

I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.
by Mr.Ection May 24, 2021
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If Two of You Agree

The promise to believers in Mathew 18:19 that if two of them on earth agree about anything they ask for, God the Father in heaven will grant it to them in the name of Jesus Christ—when God’s promise or miracle (breakthrough, deliverance, healing, …) is activated by a pray-er’s “Yes” with another faith partner’s “Amen,” because there is divine power in agreement.
God’s ABC formula of “If Two of You Agree” is: “Believe + Agree = Come.”
by MathPlus October 28, 2021
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Two shits less

Couldn't give a damn
Dude: Hey man, I couldn't give two shits less about what you did the other day
by TheVegasCasanova April 11, 2014
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Two-Beer Joe

A name for a person who acts like a jackass while drinking
You’re a real two-beer joe when you drink.
Quit being a two-beer joe, you’re acting like a dick.
by benlewis76 November 04, 2018
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Two fingered gypsy

Two fingered gypsy is when your having sex standing face to face in missionary position and have two fingers up her nose.
I was bangin' this girl standing up and slipped her the two fingered gypsy. She was starring right at me.
by Btown kid May 21, 2013
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