pussy tongue

When you can’t handle hot or carbonated drinks

Zack has a pussy tongue.

by Pussy tongue November 28, 2017

Pussy Tongue

A seldom diagnosed medical condition, resulting from administering excessive cunnilingus. A swollen bulb will emerge on the underside of the tongue. This can produce general soreness, and a difficulty eating or speaking.

“Hey why aren’t you eating”?
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”

by TheColdHardFacts October 20, 2022

below tongue

Your lady flaps

My below tongue is stil very active which is highly annoying as I’m constantly juicing my knickers!!! Which means I can’t wear them 2 days in a row 🙄 ffs laundry! 😎 xxx

by MH-mama April 27, 2018

unicorn tongue

The sexiest tongue ever AND WILL ALWAYS BE
-Drew J Davidson

i REALLY WANT A UNICORN TONGUE ON SAVANNA AND MARISSA

by STEVELICKGUY June 20, 2014

Floor-tongue

Imaginary Tongue made up by some one who is stoned.

As Demerald got high.. Billis mc trumpis tryed to give him a mint then dropped it.. Then Demerald says oh shit the Floor-Tongue got it!

by Demerald420 March 11, 2010

Tongue Hung

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life. The gender reversed term of Throat Goat.

Me to my BFF: ugh that guy's such a douche, I only keep seeing him because he's so tongue hung.

by GenericCultLeader February 28, 2021

*Tongue Click* Ahhhhh

Mexican sound of disapproval. Anything in put in front of it will be discredited.

(Rough quotation from Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias in “I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry”)

Friend: I just graduated form college, top of my class!
Mexican Friend: *Tongue click* Ahhhhh
Friend: Fine, I’ll work at Burger King!

(Again, from the same comedian and same show)

by charles-kenway66 June 20, 2022