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Get the Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich mug.An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!
Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!
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When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Remember to keep your epi-pen close.
See also:
Anaphylactic Blowjob
The Epi-Pen Special
Death Grip Deluxe
Allergy Throatlock
PeaNUTbuster
Remember to keep your epi-pen close.
See also:
Anaphylactic Blowjob
The Epi-Pen Special
Death Grip Deluxe
Allergy Throatlock
PeaNUTbuster
Person 1: My girlfriend is freaky as fuck - she put peanut butter on my dick and gave me a blowjob
Person 2: Wait isn't she allergic to peanuts?
Person 1: yeah she gave me a Peanut Butter Throat Jam, good thing she had the epi pen ready
Person 2: Wait isn't she allergic to peanuts?
Person 1: yeah she gave me a Peanut Butter Throat Jam, good thing she had the epi pen ready
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