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Red Panda

A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.
"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."
by Lololool😂😂😂😂 December 6, 2020
mugGet the Red Pandamug.

Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?
I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.
by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018
mugGet the Landfill Pandamug.

The Curse of the Pandas

A centuries old curse in which Amy drafts Buffalo Bills players, and in turn, those players have a horrible season, and often have injuries.
by speedjacer February 12, 2010
mugGet the The Curse of the Pandasmug.

Panda PlaySafe

A playground that provides sustainability, safety and fun! All children loves the company and is asking all schools to buy it. The contract has been given to this playground company from Stonebridge Public School .
by PandaPlaySafe June 27, 2015
mugGet the Panda PlaySafemug.

panda

panda kys new gen
by audiomakersinroblox August 10, 2021
mugGet the pandamug.

eat-panda

the eat-panda drop habit of student
by 0244201915 November 4, 2020
mugGet the eat-pandamug.

trash panda

if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with
Jared now thinks your a furby because you once owned a onesie of a trash panda.
by onesiesdontmakefurbies October 25, 2025
mugGet the trash pandamug.

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