Flaming Log

When you take a vehicular shit so steamy it shatters the porcelain throne and toasts your gooch hair. May occur after spicy ramen, or sticking dynamite up your wonder-hole

Boogie Slop: Good gravy Gertie howd you flaming log so hard!

Gertrude Stinkfingus: the squid made me do it ... (shivers)

by Cazzerz_ August 17, 2025

Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

by king kennedy January 13, 2008

log roping

When you drop a log of poop on the floor and shoot a rope of cum on it.

“I did some log roping the other day, you wouldn’t believe how glazed my turd was!”

by kaesui November 23, 2025

Throw another log on the fire

When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog

I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire

by Richard Penis January 9, 2023

Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

Log

When someone leaves a videogame in the middle of combat.

"Where did he go?? Did he teleport or some shit?"
"Nah, he logged."
"Scared ass."

by clown hooker February 13, 2021

Logging

The act of adjusting the genitalia to comfort oneself, usually discretely, yet not always

I saw sam logging early, he was so obvious

by Nicozia April 10, 2025