jizz diaper

The towel a girl wraps around her to catch the cum drippings after a guy has shot his load in her.

John presented his lover with a jizz diaper after sex so she wouldn't leave a wet spot on the bed.

by missoldskool March 21, 2017

jizz worm

A build up of sperm clumps on the pubic hair which looks like a worm.

Aww gross..its gonna be hard cleaning this jizz worm.

by claeshit November 24, 2009

Facebook Jizz

When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.

Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.

by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014

jizz janitor

One who mops of the jizz at a peep show.

When Jenna Jameson is in town, it's best to have a conference of jizz janitors nearby.

by Billy Bub Fukit. October 16, 2013

satan's jizz

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.

Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

jizz canal

When a woman has a 2-pack it creates a canal in which you can jizz in after finishing.

Guy 1: Yep, totally just pounded my gf.
Guy 2: Did you use a condom again you wimp?
Guy 1: Naw bro, I pulled out and jizzed on her stomach. You shoulda saw that jizz canal, it was beautiful.

by smartman265 May 21, 2009

Jizz stick

Frozen jizz

You'll find Herbert the pervert's frozen jizz sticks in the snow in the morning!

by Pnkkarma February 1, 2016