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Robert Ernest Coleman

The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.

Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 23, 2021
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Robert

Robert just texted me.
Oh he must be a boyfriend of Clay
by John Carver .C April 25, 2021
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The Roberts

To have a girlfriend that refuses to swallow your load, no matter how much Pineapple you eat.

Typically spitting it into their hand, cup or your side of the bed.

Can also be referred to as the Wilson Situation
Tayler: Ben did your missus swallow last night?
Ben: Nah, spat it onto my pillow.
Tayler: Sounds like your in the Roberts zone..
by Fuckerxxx July 23, 2019
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Robert

Robert is a little slut bag. He gives blowjobs for snickers. He currently lives in a bin and is going to be a stripper when hes older.
by 69dildos September 7, 2018
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Aidan Roberts

A amazing guys with super ripped abs and will make u laugh nonstop and who will text you good morning and goodnight texts. His family are really nice to you and his sister will always tease him about girls and it will make him blush. Not a lot of girls like him because they think he is gay mostly because of his tictocs and anime addiction
Elli: omg Aidan Roberts likes you gurll!!

Abby: no way he’s gay
by Baddie2019 September 17, 2019
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Robert mccloy

Robert mccloy is a pathetic beta male. He is the type of guy to watch Ricegum un ironically and eat a baby’s... food
Everybody pretends to like him but secretly they hope he eats a cabbage. Man those thing are disgusting.
He’s being such a Robert mccloy cis gendered male.
by Excited duck February 12, 2019
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