When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
Get the Redneck Wet Wipemug. by yxng.qxander December 10, 2021
Get the Goofy Ass Redneckmug. by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015
Get the redneck fairy-talesmug. Person uneducated enough to NOT put on sunblock or use sunprotection and gets a painful neck. Today, can be of any race and citizen of any country.
- Beijing, China. Plaza of the Forbidden City.
- Honey, I forgot to pack the sunblock.
- You redneck!!
- Honey, I forgot to pack the sunblock.
- You redneck!!
by Ty-H July 17, 2018
Get the redneckmug. by archangel92 November 5, 2014
Get the redneck reach aroundmug. True Murican. Lives in the south. Very poor and owns many guns. House may be a trailer or shack. Don't get along with city folk and the government for trying to take away their guns.
by Jermainebringspain July 13, 2014
Get the Redneckmug. by Faggot town November 23, 2018
Get the Redneckmug.