When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.
by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.
Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.
by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

by nigadiga May 22, 2023

by scratchy2868 July 7, 2018

After a long night of loving, me and Sarah just passed out afterwards. In the morning, she had a couple of jizz chips on her chin.
by WHTrunner December 5, 2013

Guy 1: Yep, totally just pounded my gf.
Guy 2: Did you use a condom again you wimp?
Guy 1: Naw bro, I pulled out and jizzed on her stomach. You shoulda saw that jizz canal, it was beautiful.
Guy 2: Did you use a condom again you wimp?
Guy 1: Naw bro, I pulled out and jizzed on her stomach. You shoulda saw that jizz canal, it was beautiful.
by smartman265 May 21, 2009

by Pnkkarma February 1, 2016
