Facebook Jizz

When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.

Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.

by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014

satan's jizz

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.

Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

jizz rizz

To rizz somebody up by cumming on them

“Did you hear? Sam is dating his sister!”
“Yeah! Apparently he used his jizz rizz on her”

by nigadiga May 22, 2023

Jizz Jazzer

When you ejaculate up someone's nose.

Dude, when Stacey was blowing me, i accidentally gave her a Jizz Jazzer.

by scratchy2868 July 7, 2018

jizz chips

Noun. Dried flakes of semen that are peeled off of some sort of substrate, usually being flesh.

After a long night of loving, me and Sarah just passed out afterwards. In the morning, she had a couple of jizz chips on her chin.

by WHTrunner December 5, 2013

jizz canal

When a woman has a 2-pack it creates a canal in which you can jizz in after finishing.

Guy 1: Yep, totally just pounded my gf.
Guy 2: Did you use a condom again you wimp?
Guy 1: Naw bro, I pulled out and jizzed on her stomach. You shoulda saw that jizz canal, it was beautiful.

by smartman265 May 21, 2009

Jizz stick

Frozen jizz

You'll find Herbert the pervert's frozen jizz sticks in the snow in the morning!

by Pnkkarma February 1, 2016