A goon is an individual that constantly obsesses over a random person they have never met. The goon is usually more active at night, expressing themselves through text messages to get his point across. The goon will not stop until they get what they desire. Goons are also never satisfied, they have an unstoppable hunger for drugs and fast food.
Goon “I want to rub her feet and massage her ears while she plays PlayStation” “she is cute” “my dads picking me up a double Big Mac, and a large pizza”
by Hrhdisjehiduhdhdr January 4, 2024
Get the Goonmug. 
It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck
“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”
by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025
Get the Goon-Omug. by Hamsies August 27, 2025
Get the Goonsmug. This is another word for a wet dream, usually happens with the intention to nut to someone while you sleep.
Michael: I am going to jeet you in my sleep and have a nocturnal goon to you.
Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!
Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!
by Hiiko November 2, 2025
Get the Nocturnal Goonmug. by GooGiver32 May 14, 2025
Get the Rage Goonmug. A masculine term: Gooning at very high and difficult to achieve speeds whilst utilising a flicking motion against the Meatus of one's penis to achieve hyperstimulation. This technique has notoriously been said to be near impossible to consistently master, as it requires perfect sync between the user's ring and index finger. Flicker gooning is seen as an expert class technique among professional underground gooncaves.
by DhilaPutkiHagaBairhoy May 22, 2024
Get the Flicker Gooningmug.