by guy who submitted this February 9, 2023
Get the english teacher mug.A demon who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single fucking question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher (massive debt.) This demon thinks they are superior to their peers (based people + sigma) because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around like this stupid little child demon is the teacher. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break. Like wtf bro.
*Normal student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me." *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Another Normal Student: "Yeah. Like what did we do to you?"
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me." *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Another Normal Student: "Yeah. Like what did we do to you?"
by PersonDude23 February 10, 2023
Get the Teacher's pet mug.PLS NO! Teachers are the worst jobs to have and are fucking crusty stupid Baka useless. Even though, in my school, we all, the kids, are so mad bc the teachers are strict. ALSO THE KIDS AGED 1-13 GO THERE, EVEN FOR PRE-SCHOOL! It’s annoying cuz we wake up early like 3:30 AM. Can’t even take breaks! No Saturday or Sunday off! No Spring, Winter, Autumnwe have autumn break, ok? and Winter Break! I’m like in the 6th grade but it’s just that the younger childrenor kids for replacement are treated fairly but the 3-6 graders get treated UNFAIRLY! You heard me, unfairly. Teachers send u to this prison-like place called school. It’s so long and mean. You get put there with a bunch of dumbasses and fat dummies.
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Get the Bitchy teacher syndrome mug.Not going to work because it takes long to react than it does to act. The first shots will always be fired by the school shooter and if they chooses their opportunity wisely they will always be able to pick off a few kids before the teacher realizes what's happening.
Hym "It's like they expect the school shooter to be retarded. Like, even if it works the first few times, they'll eventually get wise and just wait for a better teacher/student ratio. Put some kids between you and any teachers before you start shooting so the teacher is hesitant to shoot OR (even better) misses and hits some of the kids for you. Easy work-around. Low-diff. The armed teachers aren't to kill the shooters. They are there to SCARE them. But no one who does the thing is scared of you Matt. Or your God. Which is why the kids are still getting fucked and killed. Like, in your shit-head you think 'You'd better not mess with our kids or we won't give yoi credit for creating A.I. and we'll antagonize you until you kill our kids!' And then in your head you think that is a scary reason to not murder kids but instead is a reason to kill your kids. But because of your religion, you get to delude yourself into believing that everyone is immortal. So it doesn't matter if the kids die becuase the shooter will die too... And the kids go to the good place and the shooter goes to the bad place. So, like, 'stopping anyone from dying' isn't even a factor in your little shit-brains."
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