suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.

Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.

by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017

Sucking zone

The point at which one vehicle "punches a hole" in the air for another vehicle behind it, thus lowering the air resistance for said vehicle and propelling it forward at a faster rate. This zone is informally known as the "Sucking zone."

In various racing sims, this zone is typically reached when a vehicle is at minimum 0.600 seconds behind the one in front.

"Dude, how are you going to fast?"
"I'm in the sucking zone!"

by nullifiedasx April 5, 2023

Double Suck

Double suck has many variations but the main definition is when you text a couple whorrr(s) after Venmo-ing them a couple thousands so they would come over and both suck your penis at the same time but unfortunately you black out and have to charge back the transaction via your financial institutional.

Also, Double Suck is a new brand of vape and apparel.

Additionally, when a man just tells a women to double suck him off.

Heyyy, whorrrr I need a double suck!!

Shit, I blacked out and didn’t get my double suck. That double fuckin sucks!

by noslipnoslack January 31, 2021

Suck out

Telling someone that what they are talking about is absurd.
Can be used sarcastically or in a argumetitive situation.

Person1: You have no friends!
Person2: Suck out!

by BSITPMAIWHWGOWM June 9, 2018

Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies

Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

Nard Sucking

Nard sucking, is the act of an individual performong the act of sucking ones nards, this can be done in many different ways for many different reasons such as a quick cash grab or for pleasure during intercourse

Dom went behind the denny's at 3am to do some Nard Sucking for some crack money

by TheManHimself04 May 29, 2020

Suck hearse

A person who is exceptionally good at performing fellatio.

Doug is a suck hearse.

by Lewrd methane May 20, 2021