Spermular

A) of or relating to extreme manliness or manly awsomeness
B)of or relating to things orgasmic and especialy great in a way that can only be described by sex
C)relating to sperm or sperm like qualities

"his abs are quite spermular" "I think being penetrated by cucumbers is sooo spermular"

by daddydanglez December 10, 2009

spermburglar

A person who is so adept at sex or blowjobs, the recipient of their talents contracts temporary amnesia. Therefore providing the illusion of their sperm being stolen.

"Dude, this girl gave me the most insane blowjob last night. I passed out and couldn't remember my name, she's a total spermburglar."

by calysto September 12, 2011

sperm

What allowed reproduction to take place.

"Try it on me. OW! My sperm."

by dj gs68 July 12, 2003

Sperm Production

The stuff thats happening in a dudes sack when hes awake and asleep

Dons sperm production was cut down because he masturbated too much.

by Johnnay boyyyy December 25, 2007

Sperm Cork

A person who acts as a 'sperm cork' prevents ejaculation via any means neccessary.

Richard Dunne was such a sperm cork when he tried taking pictures of Jo Cole eloping with Harriet Goldwin.

by SuperDanNoxt July 15, 2010

Spermartini

A classic vermouth cocktail with an olive and a good dash of jizz.

Virgin Spermartini is the socially more acceptable form with vanilla ice cream minus the olive.

Damn, I got dolfed, there´s an olive in my Virgin Spermartini! I hope I don´t get superaids...

by TopGunther February 20, 2011

Sperm Count Dracula

The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"

by Dan Scum November 4, 2013