The slaps

Slang term for diarrhea.

I shouldn't have eaten that muchas gracias burrito last night, shits giving me the slaps today.

by Big-Nutz November 23, 2020

Piss Soap

A crude type of soap, typically made with a base of piss.

This practice is commonly used amongst survival strategists and D-Day preppers, so that when they are put in the wild, they will be able to stay clean.

"Hey, Jim! Have you seen my Piss Soap? I can't find it anywhere, and I need to shower for my date!"

by Piss Man February 26, 2021

made soap

80s slang for when a male pedophile gets a handjob, so named because the semen looks like liquid soap.

Jimmy didn’t want to go to daycare anymore because the janitor took him into the bathroom and made soap.

by velvetvamp25 April 16, 2021

Hand soap wack

A Hand soap wack is the act of using hand soap instead of lotion to finish a beating session because you ran out of lotion.

Genghis Khan: fuck hitler do you have any more lotion.
Hitler: Have you ever been using a fuck ton of lotion and you run out and can’t finish dry because your too much of a bitch.

Genghis Khan: yeah I’m being one right now.
Hitler: well do the hand soap wack to finish that jack.
Genghis Khan: Hitler this why you killed yourself.

by PUSSY_SLAYR July 22, 2021

snatch snaps

A much better term for crotch snaps, or shirts that button around the crotch.

Snatch snaps are making a come back and go perfect with your high waisted jeans!

by greggiegreg February 10, 2022

Green Soap

A lubricant you can use to shove fingers up your poop chute

Me- “hey green soap is so nice feeling in my butt.”
Friend- “I do love green soap!”

by gobbleman August 1, 2022

Speers Slaps

Invented by Ethan and Maya Speers, this game requires players to stand a foot apart facing eachother and unable to move their feet. After a clap to start the game both players aim to slap the back of their opponents hands before their opponent slaps the back of their own hand, hands can not move behind the body or over the head. Any slap to the back of the hand is a win and the game restarts with another clap.

“Oi you wanna play Speers Slaps?”

“Absolutely not, you hit too hard.”

“Wuss”

by Lord_Thicc August 15, 2022