Sometimes referred to as a "film purist", the celluloid simp is an individual who maintains a very strong belief that celluloid film is the only way to shoot a cinematic movie. Despite being more practical, accessible, affordable, and modern than a thin sheet of synthetic plastic, Digital cameras will NEVER touch the hands of a celluloid simp.
A lesser variant of the Celluloid Simp is the Film Fraud: individuals who shoot movies digitally, but then proceed to degrade that nice, clean image in order to mimic the flawed look of celluloid film.
A lesser variant of the Celluloid Simp is the Film Fraud: individuals who shoot movies digitally, but then proceed to degrade that nice, clean image in order to mimic the flawed look of celluloid film.
Tarantino: “Shooting on digital is like eating a veggie burger.”
Person 1: "Why does he hate digital cameras so much?"
Person 2: "He's just celluloid simp, that's all."
Person 1: "Why does he hate digital cameras so much?"
Person 2: "He's just celluloid simp, that's all."
by D-Cinema April 12, 2023
Get the Celluloid Simpmug. typically a right-winged individual that will defend the cops in any protest or shooting video no matter what the video shows. These individuals also tend to be loud supporters of Blue Lives Matter.
by Steve_holt August 27, 2020
Get the cop simpmug. p1: your such a bakugo simp.
p2: no i'm not!
p1: you literally have millions of posters of bakugo in your room.
p2: no i'm not!
p1: you literally have millions of posters of bakugo in your room.
by your local mha roach May 21, 2021
Get the bakugo simpmug. by Rx.420 February 6, 2020
Get the Sergeant Of Simpsmug. A guy who has zero chill around love interests and may tend to find himself in one-sides relationships, entertain unrequited crushes and fall for people really fast. However, he is aware of his condition, puts a lot of effort into building his own life and improving himself and is very capable of dealing with rejection. Will often keep a lighthearted, ironic attitude towards his simpy love ventures.
by LeifiestLeif February 23, 2021
Get the Chad Simpmug. “Hey michael you were really simping yourself after giving that girl from discoed $200”
“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
“Shit you’re right I’m a damn simp. Fuck”
by Fetty Waped Me November 23, 2019
Get the simping yourselfmug. 