Simp/simd

_*Simps/simds original definition*_-: suckers idolizing mediocre pussy/dick

_*Deeper definition*_: boys/girls who want to be loved so bad that they go through hella shit for the person who they want to love them even though they person isn't worth it
Bro shes such a simd for trusting him again

Dude your such a simp ditching the bros for her

You are such a simp/simd I can't belive you
by Thatbitchjupiter June 01, 2020
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Simp-Block

When a public action is taken against a male/female streamer that makes their simps support them less.

The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...
When Keemstar announced that Pokimane had a boyfriend he really simp-blocked her.

Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block
by Doubletheblack May 20, 2020
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Chad Simp

A guy who has zero chill around love interests and may tend to find himself in one-sides relationships, entertain unrequited crushes and fall for people really fast. However, he is aware of his condition, puts a lot of effort into building his own life and improving himself and is very capable of dealing with rejection. Will often keep a lighthearted, ironic attitude towards his simpy love ventures.
Tormund from Game of Thrones is an archetypical Chad Simp.
by LeifiestLeif February 23, 2021
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Simp tax

Simp: "Dude, she's so hot."
Dude: "She has nudes if you pay your simp tax."
by VxJasonxV September 12, 2020
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cop simp

typically a right-winged individual that will defend the cops in any protest or shooting video no matter what the video shows. These individuals also tend to be loud supporters of Blue Lives Matter.
I can't even even talk to Alex anymore about the news anymore. He is such a cop simp
by Steve_holt August 27, 2020
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Simp King

Is your name Kole? Because you are a Simp King.
by 50ShadesofRae May 21, 2020
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