Somebody shoot me in the ass

Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.
Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.

Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.

Mary: it’s white.

Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.
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One two up the shoot

When you conduct a sexual practise in a sneak manner in a public area or around people.
Yo dude I just did the cheeky one two up the shoot to my girlfriend on the train.
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"dude it was was horrible, i had better sex with my hand, it was like shooting down an empty hallway."
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shooting up a nursing home

idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao
Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.
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Someone who tells you things in a straight fashion or in an honest way. they don't lie about that situation
person 1: that shirt is very ugly on that person
person 2: use the straight shooting son of a gun method on him so he understands

person 1: yeah i gotta do that

person 2: that would be the best thing to do
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cold shooting some hoop

We were just cold shooting some hoop when that nigga flipped out over a foul or some shit. So we shot him.
by Nick D February 25, 2003
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shooters gonna shoot

when you jerk off a guy you know is quick to cum and he cums quick
by shizz123 April 02, 2017
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