serious apples

1.) Seriously, for real, no kidding.

2.) The state of being serious.

3.) A serious situation.

1.) No way! I didn't know she had a dick, serious apples!

2.) Damn, that guy was serious apples about the game.

3.) (At a funeral) Yeah, dude, serious apples here okay?

by ??//?/? January 15, 2009

Seniority Cat

a cat inwich has worked in one place for a specified amount of time.

boss:I need to fire a cat.
Asst.: not him, he's Seniority Cat

by Tyler Swatinn May 29, 2010

senior catizen

A really old cat.

I can't believe that senior catizen just scored that chick! Sign me up for gettin' old.

by fawkward69 June 23, 2010

Serious face

When laughing uncontrollably and then into a dead ass serious face.

HAHAHA *SERIOUS FACE*

by EEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJCCCCCCCCC November 3, 2019

cornalious senior

A.R's anus

"hey A.R i can see cornalious senior"

by Swift December 13, 2003

Blue Section, Row 15

Codeword for forced facesitting used by travel agents, hotel concierges and corporate managers.

Manager: I need to see you in the conference room now. The agenda today is Blue Section, Row 15. An HR representative will NOT be there.

Concierge: The Producer's Circle seating for Cirque du Soleil is all sold out, but I've arrange to get you limited access to Blue Section, Row 15. I suggest you wear goggles and a respirator.

Travel agent: Oh, that flight is all booked up. I can put you on standby in the blue section, row 15. It's pretty cramped there, and there's a slight odor, but you will be served complimentary meatflaps.

by lallisabrumaniamamanamanamam November 10, 2010

Super Senior

(noun)

One who has yet to finish their coursework in the expected time frame.

Jake: John, you're still here? Weren't you a senior last year?

John: I've ascended and become something much more, a Super Senior if you will.

by Erick Withack May 5, 2022