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self own

when you do something so stupid, you own yourself like a fucktard!
jimmy self own 'd himself
by dude007 May 30, 2008
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Selfie

A symptom of the current narcissistic epidemic whereby the subject takes a filtered, highly polished (often completely over-exposed) photograph of themselves and uploads it to instagram, facebook or some other social media outlet. Its often motivated by a need for adulation, attention or validation from ones "followers" or "friends" and is sometimes accompanied with some self-deprecating comment about how "shit" they look.
Girl - "Jeez, I've hundreds of friends on facebook, instagram and MySpace. Gonna have to do a clean out"

Guy - "Yeah? Strange that each and every Selfie churned out by yourself couldn't have been taken by one of your many adoring friends.
by Molly Sugden May 23, 2014
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Selfie

I was all the way in Colorado and Jessica was in Texas so I stooped to it and gave myself a selfie :/
by SORGBURD August 31, 2013
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self-descriptive

An adjective meaning "It describes itself", the meaning of some words describe the word itself, for example:
cool is a cool word
arcane is an arcane word
dull is a dull word
monosyllabilic is not a monosyllabilic word
So cool, arcane and dull are all self-descriptive words
by wonderfool April 7, 2004
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self-perv

(noun.) 1. A person who is sexually attracted to themselves, mostly in a narcissistic manner.

2. A pervert but the pervertedness is directed to themselves rather than other people.
She only looks at her boobs in the mirror, what a self-perv.

Only a self-perv would talk about the bulge in their pants that often.
by musicface April 13, 2009
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Self Smartification

The Wisdom and Brilliance that is the "AWESOME"
through self smartification our employees can improve higher brain function
by El Castillo Grande April 15, 2010
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self-inflicted bukkake

When a man expels an epic amount of ejaculate onto his own face, simulating bukkake porn, in which several men take turns ejaculating onto a man or woman, usually their face.
Jason: Oww, man! I just came all over my face and into my eye! Look at it, it's all in there! And it won't come out, either...I'm shedding manly tears of pain right now.

Sam: Damn, that's a lot of cum! It's everywhere! Looks like a self-inflicted bukkake, bro.
by Eat_My_Sammich June 16, 2011
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