When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.
Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."
by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016
Get the Santa's Hairy Laymug. Christmas is an annual christian celebration of Christ's birth on the 25th of December!
Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.
Secret Santa is a event that is held at Christmas. It will need 3 or more people. Each player will receive another players name. Then a player will have to purchase/give something for the player they've been given before the 25th of December! That player has the choice to choose anything for the player they was given.
by littlebigx July 20, 2019
Get the Secret Santamug. Person 1: What happened last night?
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 2: That Santa guy entered my home inappropriately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he live in the North Pole?
Person 2: Yeah...
by Girl_in_van January 25, 2021
Get the Santamug. 
was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.
The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.
The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.
The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023
Get the Santa Barbara News-Pressmug. Some Christmas stop motion "comedy" show directed by Sarah Silverman and Seth Rogen who are Jewish.
It was on released on HBO Max from 2021 and it involves Candy Smalls, a Jewish female elf who's goal is to become the first female Santa Claus. The show isn't interesting at all. If you want to watch BETTER Christmas shows and movies, watch Home Alone and The Simpsons' first episode "Roasting on an Open Fire" because those has a plot that works.
Also the jokes just drugged so much, I rather eat bricks..
It was on released on HBO Max from 2021 and it involves Candy Smalls, a Jewish female elf who's goal is to become the first female Santa Claus. The show isn't interesting at all. If you want to watch BETTER Christmas shows and movies, watch Home Alone and The Simpsons' first episode "Roasting on an Open Fire" because those has a plot that works.
Also the jokes just drugged so much, I rather eat bricks..
Person 1: How was Santa Inc.?
Person 2: It's god awful, I couldn't watch another episode so I was crying in the bathroom..
Person 2: It's god awful, I couldn't watch another episode so I was crying in the bathroom..
by PeachOrchid April 20, 2025
Get the Santa Inc.mug. The night Santa went crazy, the night Saint Nick went insane, realized he'd been gettin' the raw deal, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
by Shinobi77Gamer December 8, 2024
Get the Santamug.