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Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads
by Glitchy_Bastard March 24, 2021
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The Easter Roast Game

The fact that Families literally ate their own dogs as "Easter Roasts", even though dogs don't really have free will to believe in Easter or not. Not Roast Ham, Lamb, or any other meat.
Unlike The Roast Game, where kids have been slaughtered and eaten for not believing in Christmas, The Easter Roast Game is when regardless if Dogs had free will to believe in Easter or not, they are consumed as "Easter Roasts", not Roast Ham or Roast Lamb.
by BM99 February 5, 2019
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roast

by sam mirabile September 19, 2008
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Roasting the pig

When a fat lady is set on a giant spinning wheel surrounded by naked men. Then the wheel is spun in any direction and when it stops the person it stops in front of gets head or penetration. They then cum and say "roasted the pig". The rotation keeps going till she is full.
FUCK BOOKS. WE SHOULD BE ROASTING THE PIG

I love it when i get roasted.
by Grass man123 October 25, 2009
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Roast Beef

A black womens loose vagina. The outer lips, or the Lavia Majora
Get yo nasty ol roast beef off my doggy head.

Yo coochie look like roast beef!

Get yo quail, roast beef, sickle celled roast beef away from my iced tea!
by SWID March 5, 2003
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split roast

A girl and boy top and tail whilst both naked. The same as a "69" the boy is licking the girl out while she gives him head.
Maz: Did you go round Mark's house last night?
Juliet: Yeah, I had a well nice split roast!
by ZoeZombie November 7, 2007
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Spit Roast

by Bubba May 10, 2004
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