red river rafting

having sex with a girl on the rag

ex- i went red river rafting with Marina last night, it was nasty!

by W i g g l e s March 28, 2007

Joel Rivera

A guy head over heels in love with Alex Escobedo.

Look at Joel Rivera, loving Alex?

by Aescooo June 4, 2013

River

A massive fuckboy who thinks that he is better than everyone, wishes he had a girlfriend, and wears $30 ocean pacific shoes. Usually listens to 21 pilots while wishing he was a decent person and that his teeth weren't crooked and yellow.

River is such an annoying little bastard.

by 1BigBeast April 20, 2017

down the river

When you cut down the wrist instead of across

"I'm so depressed... I think I'll try killing myself by going down the river..."

by Kefka Godhood September 29, 2017

Red River

When a Female Has Her Period while wearing white pants and forgets to use a tampon and the blood runs down here legs.

Me: Hey dood, Did you see katie?
Him: Yeah man. She was totaly just
Red River all up on 'dem pants
Me:Yeah 'dat shit it fuckin' Nasty.
Him: No shit.

by Big Nig Aaron May 16, 2005

river-rat

An untidy woman with loose morals

a: hey I got with this hot bitch last night, her name was kristie!

B: yo dude she's a filthy river-rat!! DONT TELL ANYONE ELSE.

by stinkyface March 30, 2004

River Phoenix

Guy in Texas Hold em who chases cards to the river and whiffs.

Trip sevens beats your busted straight, River Phoenix.

by Lola Breezerman July 19, 2011