When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.
Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.
The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.
by Auddy && Kels July 1, 2011
Get the Queef dust ballsmug. by Dixie Normous III June 13, 2010
Get the Queef Sodamug. When air is absorbed into a woman's lower area. Usually caused by burps. As the name suggests, an inside out queef is literally an inside out queef.
John:Man, last night was rough, Mary's queef took my breath away.
Adam:It must have been an inside out queef.
Adam:It must have been an inside out queef.
by KawaiiPanda. June 9, 2014
Get the Inside Out Queefmug. Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.
Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*
Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.
Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.
by ilikepuggos May 5, 2018
Get the bone smack the queefmug. When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.
I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.
by Leesuschrist January 2, 2022
Get the Kansas shitty queefmug. When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.
by Johnny Twotone May 4, 2014
Get the Afghani turban queefmug. by MasTerOFfaRTS December 4, 2013
Get the Queef Ass Bitchmug.