A fool, a loser, the dumbest of all dummies. A playful term used to describe someone who is being an idiot, or not making sense.
by Vanillra September 15, 2020

She let me poon bounce her a bit before we fucked bro, it was glorious!
I poon bounced her for a solid 5 minutes.
I poon bounced her for a solid 5 minutes.
by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

To farm poon means to actively work to get pussy. Like you are farming corn except not corn. You are farming poon.
“Bro last night Jonathan was absolutely farming poon”
It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight
It’s ok you struck out last night, we’ll farm poon tonight
by Yonatan676767 September 24, 2025

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.
Example 1
Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.
Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!
Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.
Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!
by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017

by Fishingtyler23 March 20, 2021
