fat pants

pants which must be purchased because the wearer has gained so much weight

I have to go buy some fat pants today because I gained so much weight at the company's free luncheons, that my old ones are too small. What's that about?

by wsfc May 13, 2005

Banana Pants

a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. Given if the answer is not known or undesired.

A: did you know shelly was preggers?
B: Banana Pants
A: What??
B: OMG have you tried the pizookie?!

by unsped May 30, 2006

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

Tom is a beautiful man,who is very talented who is one third of a super hot and great band Blink 182. Tom DeLonge is also in a band call Box Car Racer. Tom in both his bands has sold millons of copies of all of his cd's around the world. He has done what only some wish they could ever accomplish and what some dream of everyday.Tom is an amazingly hot man. I have never seen someone better looking and talented in one. And too those who mock them that is fine but why bother...you dont like them thats cool but i mean too come on a site that people want to see nice things about a band they like. Then they things like "blink 182 sucks ". It seems pointless and stupid, when people say "oh there not punk!"...who cares whatever they are is what alot of people like...even if you call them count who really cares. So this is a note: I love Tom DeLonge...Thank You and Good night!

Tom DeLonge is so hot I can't believe it.

by Erin October 23, 2004

capri pants

Short pants that end just below the knee (once known as knickers before the British definition took over). Though formerly unisex, capris are now primarily female in association, and tend to look best on tall, big-boned white girls who are unusually bootylicious. Which is not to say other women can't wear them; it's just that particular lot who pull them off the best because designers tend not to otherwise cater to their body types.

You know, truth be told, up until about fifteen minutes I wouldn't have give her a second look, but damn, she's a Woman Who Looks Good In Capri Pants.

by Lady Csyde August 30, 2007

nuddy pants

Quite literally nude-colored pants, and you know what nide-colored pants are? They are no pants. So if you are in your nuddy-pants you are in your no paints, i.e., you are naked.

Dancing in my nuddy-pants means dancing naked.

by Georgia Nicolson August 30, 2005

slut pants

Refers to any tight white pants worn by a male or female, which are often see-through. These tight white pants denote that the wearer is slutty and thus, open for business. Often worn by whores and Surrey girls. Furthermore, it can refer to the person wearing them.

a) "Pssh, Stacy's got her slut pants on today". (b)"Hey there slut pants".

by Mr. Moss October 20, 2006

Farty pants

1. A person who farts a lot
2. Pants you prefer to fart in.

OH NO! farty pants is wearing his farty pants today!

by XXXX May 1, 2003