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by Extreme64 December 1, 2011
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Urban Dictionary fag

1.) Someone who knows that a certain slang word doesn't exist but they want ot to so bad that they put it on Urban Dictionary anyway in the hopes of making it famous.

2.) Someone who claims that damn near every word on urban Dictionary, they made up or were using before ever hearing about it on this site.

3.) Someone who comes to this site for 'clever' new insults so he/she can seem like the fuckin' man.

4.) Someone who STAYS TALKING ABOUT THEIR NEWEST urban Dictionary post, and how awesomely hilarious it is.

5.) Someone with really No Life, or a barely interesting life who feels like maybe someone will read one of their posts and they will become famous so they put their whole name as their name for each post.

Most of these will be followed with a "...go suck urban Dictionary's dick" and or clever plays on that because, well if you're going to call someone a fag, and mean it, you're going to tell them something they can do rather than waste your time.
1.) Greg:Did u guys hear of that new word "FlameyDouche"?
Real popular people: No urban Dictionary fag, No one heard of your bullshit made up word. go blow urban dictionary if you love it that much.

2.) Riley: Ew, nigga you gay!
Greg: Aw, dude you heard that word on urban Dictionary? I made that up, and i was using gay before anyone even knew it was on urban Dictionary.
Riley:Shutup you urban Dictionary fag, go suck Urban Dictionary's dick, and stop claiming shit.

3.) Tom: My stupid roomate. He just drinks, farts, and doesn't shower.
Greg: ha, sounds like a real F-bag. I heard that on urban dictionary and i really think it fits here.
Tom: Wow, go suck Some Urban Dicktionary, ya Urban Dictionary fag.

Greg:Guys, guys check out this new post on urban Dictionary i put up. It'll have you crapping, it's so funny.
Regular people: Hey greg, here's what you can do instead of showing us that joke. Go back to the site, scedule a date with the creators, let 'em wine and dine you, and after you have had a great time dating urban Dictionary. Blow them, ya urban dictionary fag.

Greg: ...signed Greg Kevin McKinley. How cool would it be if I got noticed for my awesoem posts, that'd be cool.
Greg: Mhm, maybe I 'am' an Urban Dictionary fag.
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You are on Urban Dictionary, you dolt.
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Urban Dictionary Will Post Anything You Write

Oh hey... how ya doin' there. I didn't expect for this to actually be published so yeah, I eat ass ;)
This is proof that Urban Dictionary will post anything you write. And I eat ass.
by SimplyRidiculous January 4, 2018
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Urban Dictionary User

1. Sicko sex addict (50%)
2. Asshole douchebag (45%)
3. Someone like me who just likes putting weird stuff out there please don't judge (4%)
4. Someone who actually wants to help people (1%)
MOST urban dictionary users sucks, some are actually nice, and some, like me, are just weird.
by mr electric is god February 24, 2022
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Names Section on Urban Dictionary

NO!

Jus--
NO, BAD, STAHPIT,
I WILL get the newspaper, just
STOP.
okay?
okay.
No more.
I'm sorry,
But I'm not.
Enough's enough.
Stop.
Names Section on Urban Dictionary
by the_laziest_bone May 2, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

A potentially funny website run by a bunch of assholes that keep things from becoming too entertaining. They often allow dumb sh*t definitions for words that no one gives a f*ck about and deny entries that actually contain humor. Don't bother finding reason in their ways: They don't understand it either.
Person 1: Hey man, I tried to post a definition of Urban Dictionary for the 4th time.
Person 2: Did they finally accept it?
Person 1: Nope. I guess they only accept boring ass, mundane definitions for words no one ever says.
Person 2: Oh I thought they were cool...
by foff123 June 2, 2011
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