Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails

Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?

by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019

cancer paper

A cigarette.

John is trying to quit his bad habit of smoking cancer paper.

by m November 13, 2003

rock paper scissors

The best way to quickly solve any dilemma between two people. Rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock.

I beat Ryan in a game of rock paper scissors to determine who gets shotgun in Drew's car.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

Wet Paper Bag

Another term for having the explosive shits really bad. Just imagine if your carrying a paper bag full of stuff and the bottom gets wet and tears open and everything falls out. Synonym for explosive diarrhea. Acronym: WPB

Oh man I have a wet paper bag really bad, if you don't get me to the bathroom pronto, your car is going to get it.

by Sima June 30, 2005

catch my paper

Getting a fighting round with somebody

Brudda told me to go catch my paper so i did

by Daturbandude August 2, 2016

Scratch Paper Question

When an individual ask you a series of questions that should have been written down as notes and is prior information that the individual has had, thus using you as a scratch paper.

Information already provided but still asks is a Scratch Paper Question
Example;
When does employee have her days off?
What time does employee work today?

by WisdomThatKnows May 12, 2021

Rock paper scissors

Why was my rock paper scissors one not get published. (I chose rock btw). I jsut want to play some paper paper scissors

Let's play some rock paper scissors please

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020