Middle aged female that you can smell during hot yoga, and has noticeably weathered skin due to intense tanning. High likelihood of excessive folds that not even spanx can contain.
person 1 "Great Friday yoga session, but did you notice that clam mom in the front row?"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"
person 2 "Yeah man, couldn't miss her"
by billbrasky2015 January 24, 2020
Get the Clam Mommug. A middle age woman with her children in a stroller in any public space.
Originated from the gang of woman running around the neighborhood with there strollers.
Originated from the gang of woman running around the neighborhood with there strollers.
"I can't walk two steps without running into someone."
"I know there are way to many stroller moms at Disney today."
"I know there are way to many stroller moms at Disney today."
by Thatgrlkali July 28, 2016
Get the Stroller Mommug. 
Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.
Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
by Jackooo! May 26, 2008
Get the The Mom Networkmug. Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.
by LeighaJames October 11, 2017
Get the asshole mommug. Someone or something that implements and upholds the system of oppression where moms are consistently and systemically mistreated and denied basic rights.
"David, you are extremely mom-ist. You think that I am trying to control your life and that I am abusive and treat you as an inferior, unthinking being because you are against all MOMS."
by Mom's Rule! September 19, 2009
Get the mom-istmug. Girl: I totally got mommed by my boyfriend last night and we'll have a baby in 9 months.
Girl friends to girl: What does the EPT say? Did you get mommed.
Girl to guy: Let's get pregnant.
Guy: I'm going to mom you tonight in bed and we'll have a baby in 9 months.
Girl friends to girl: What does the EPT say? Did you get mommed.
Girl to guy: Let's get pregnant.
Guy: I'm going to mom you tonight in bed and we'll have a baby in 9 months.
by BigMikeInAustin December 29, 2009
Get the get mommedmug.