Off Key

Off Key

Off key describes someone who suddenly proclaims that they're going through her menopause.

Jo Bloggs: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?"
Jo Bloggs under his breath: " Sue is acting really off key this morning. I better keep out of her way."

by Usebleach May 28, 2022

Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.

Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.

by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024

FPS Key

A money whore companys way of making you able to play BO3.

You must acquire this item from supply crates.

"Wanna play BO3?"
"No I don't have an FPS Key"
"Fucking idiot, learn how to become lucky"

by Aqolloz June 27, 2016

Keys

Keys is an abbreviated way of telling someone “kill yourself” (as in KYS but with an e). It is used by people to bypass language filters in online/live service games such as Marvel Rivals or Roblox in order to tell someone to end their own life.

If you spot behaviour like this, it’s always best to report, block and ignore any hate speech coming from them. They’re just angry and likely don’t mean it.

BiscuitBuncher1337: wow you’re pretty bad
SaltyGamer1: Make ur family happy and keys

by ExplodyHando April 15, 2025

Maner Key

A Person Who Looks Like A Monkey An Acts Like One Also Love To Put His Stick In Dirty Bithces

You Maner Key Back To Work

by Hubdro February 17, 2024

Noah Key

the drummer of the band, chapter 13.

A very gorgeous young man, with a serious talent.

Noah key is such a great drummer, Chapter 13 are lucky to have him.

by lillsclark;) January 5, 2021

NINE-KEY

nine-key a shorter word for tarahninkey is a slang for tik

SHE BEEN UP 6 DAYS COZ

OF THE NINE-KEY

by 2ZABER6 January 25, 2018