Cooped upon my jockstrap, my bear nuts were quite moist.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
I was going to lick his balls but they were bear nuts and I didn’t want to gag on a loose hair.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
Get the Bear Nuts mug.when a woman, in a panic, proceeds to dump out her over sized purse and rummage through it looking for an object. such as keys, ID, or chap stick. could also be applied to a panicking man searching for something in his carry all
We were at the club the other night and my girlfriend could not find her ID. She held up the whole line while she was schukling for a nut.
by iinvisible October 28, 2010
Get the schukling for a nut mug.He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!
He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 7, 2023
Get the Cracked nuts mug.Nuts you keep in your pocket to snack on or barter away throughout the day. These could be pistachios or peanuts or some other nut protected by a shell. It could also be a shelled nut like almonds or cashews.
by Amicuz January 27, 2018
Get the Pocket nuts mug.When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.
I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Squirrelin’ a Nut mug.When masturbating, a guy might ejaculate into his own belly button. Thus giving clean-up a very great obstacle. (Mostly for someone with an inny) Once you think you have gotten all of the semen out of your bellybutton, you reach a little farther, only to discover there is much much more “belly nut”.
Dude, I nutted into my belly button last night and it took me forever to get it all out. My belly nut was so far in there!
by Manwhyamihere June 4, 2018
Get the belly nut mug.always in pain and cries 24/7. interesting taste. cant stop blinking in photos. mad pulls tho. says “bruh”, “im chilling”, and “scammed”. has a pea sized brain 24 hrs before the exam but then ascends.
by user385011 November 22, 2021
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