Hot Swank.

To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.

When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.

by L-ish January 8, 2009

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Hot-Shop

A warehouse or small business that serves as a front for the barter and sale of stolen, or "hot" goods. Once relatively common in the northern metropolitan areas of America(c. late 19th century-late 20th century), these shops have all but vanished, due in large part to the overall weakening of organized crime.

"My connection in Brooklyn gave me the address of a hot-shop that sells cigarettes and booze at less than half the regular retail price!"

by DuncanS. August 12, 2008

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Hot Josper

A sexual move invented in 1972 barcelona spain by Jerge' Josperstein...the "Hot Josper" is named after the Spanish Charcoal fired "Josper" oven. The move begins with a man drinking a bottle of metamucil mixed with liquid smoke. When he (or she) begins to feel the urge to have a bowel movement, he pulls out the front elastic band of his partners panties (drawers) and proceeds to drop multiple hot/smokey nuggets into the vaginal region. These "nuggets" are meant to simulate the mesquite charcoal nuggets that are placed in a josper oven drawer. he then procedes to put his penis or "tube steak" into the charcoal fired..."horno de panocha" until satisfied.

*note...in valencia and other regions of spain, the male will also eat quantities of wild tarragon. This tarragon will subtly flavor the ejaculate and create a "bearnaisse" flavor profile for the semen.

He gave his grandmother a hot josper.

by Harvy Felterstein March 13, 2014

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