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Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.
I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.
by niko5 May 4, 2022
mugGet the Myspace Mopmug.

myspaceing it

to be on myspace 24/7 like a low-life with no actual friends.
I wonder what the bitch is doing?
Oh she's probably myspaceing it.
by layackesita September 1, 2009
mugGet the myspaceing itmug.

myspace shithead

A jackass on MySpace that thinks he's cool
Michale Jackson pedobear Herbert Bobby Haley is a myspace shithead
by That fat ass hoe December 18, 2013
mugGet the myspace shitheadmug.

Myspace Hack

Someone that hacks into or comments on other peoples profiles to engage in searching, flirting, or insulting someone who is not their friend just so you will see their comments/messages
Dude 1: Yo whose that girl that commented on Mikes page about you

Dude 2: I dunno she's just some myspace hack
by happycracker July 10, 2009
mugGet the Myspace Hackmug.

Myspace whore

Somebody, usually a girl, who consumes most of their time on myspace.com. They add thousands of friends and usually have the number of friends they have in their screen name. Such as "KateB2k" 2k being the amount of friends they have. They spend hours even days on myspace begging for comments and get mad when they don't have 100 comments a day and constantly threaten to delete their myspace. When they put a new picture up, if it doesn't get a certain, large amount of comments, they'll either delete, or won't post a new one until it gets more. They also do the act of "whoring" somebody on myspace using "w4w" which is pretty much just begging for people to add a certain person so that others will add them.
Myspace whore: OMG, I haven't been on the computer in an hour, I MUST check and see if I have comments. If not, I'M GOING TO DELETE MY MYSPACE!!!

Picture caption: Get to 100 comments in an hour or I'm deleting. New picture when this gets 100.

Whoring bulletin: Add Kayla! She's super sweet. She comments!
by RiotBabeee June 19, 2010
mugGet the Myspace whoremug.

myspace

A magical bubble which is invisible. You are always in it where ever you go. When you feel uncomfortable it's because some thing is making the 'myspace' bubble make strange shapes.
David: "Wow! Man!"
Dave: "What?"
David: "Get out of myspace!"
by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010
mugGet the myspacemug.

MYSPACE

the website that tom made for friends to talk to
myspace is a website fdsaqwr
by DARJELLO June 11, 2008
mugGet the MYSPACEmug.

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