Muffin, Muffin!

A sex call, when this is said it stimulates the female sexually and makes them horny almost immediately

When he said "Muffin, Muffin!", I jumped on top of him and proceeded to fuck him.

by AnDDreWWW March 23, 2004

Muffin Man

lord of baked pastries, ruler of the realm of muffin, writer of the holy book of the muffin; see Brian Lee

Ahh, who could not love the products of the Muffin Man

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

muffin

one of the best bakery goods in the world.

i went to dunkin' donuts and got a muffin that fucking owned.

by god of agg poopy July 24, 2008

Muffin Tramp

A woman who wears a Muffin Top with a Tramp Stamp.

A Muffin Tramp displays her Tramp Stamp tattoo under her Muffin Top.

by Trish Warner January 15, 2009

Fun Muffins

Breasts.

I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.

by Duke February 25, 2003

Cosmic Muffin

A religious icon that refutes the existence of all self serving religious beliefs

Because they murder in the name of Allah, the cosmic muffin shall smite them.

The cosmic muffin looked down on Jesus and pitied him

Im hungry. Its muffin time.

by yomuff November 28, 2011

muffingate

a scandalous situation that occurs when a comely female co-worker or co-ed exposes her whisker bisquit and receives a charge--or even a proposition.

(1)Liza and Dave were alone in the Sauna when we arrived, and, make no mistake about it, Liza didn't make even a half-hearted attempt to cover her cuchi. We're talking muffingate!
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"

by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006