morning glory

-noun
The first dump of the day, usually between 5:00 and 8:00 AM.

Eight o'clock, time for my morning glory!

I'm not going to the other side of this camp for my morning glory!

morning glory by jay-x April 25, 2008

morning bean 

The act of licking pussy in the morning.

I woke up with a woody anf had some morning bean.

morning bean by Dan from Cape May December 14, 2008

morning pussy 

1. when after a night of sex a foul odor is emitted from the snatch the next morning
2. the smell of pussy in the morning

man 1:the next day the bitch wanted me to go down on her but i said no you got morning pussy
man 2: i hear dat

morning pussy by Staven Devis September 29, 2008

morning crotch

refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.

person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."

person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."

person 1: *shivers*

morning crotch by jjefferson13 January 2, 2008

Morning Jacket 

Take definition #6 & #7 from jacket and do it in the morning.

A: Where's Steve, we gotta get going.
B: I dunno, must be trying to get his 'morning jacket' on.

Morning Jacket by SkilletAZ March 13, 2008

Morning glory

Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.

My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.

Morning glory by bjmaniac July 24, 2010

moaning 

ominoto, godot, kit, [e-mail]

to keep moaning about stuff, to be a general asshole

moaning by gj6yg April 28, 2008