Certo Mode

When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.

I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.

Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019

Sicko mode

An action or state of being that implies rambunctiousness, or god like energy or intelligence

“Whoa, look Anthony’s gone sicko mode

by Milk chocolate swag March 15, 2019

poopoocaca mode

describes someone or something going even crazier then going crazy or stupid

scarlet witch went poopoocaca mode on thanos with all her anger when she saw him in endgame.

by heartbroken homie May 14, 2019

NPC Mode

Only talking to people if they talk to you

“I’m going npc mode”

by Hqvoc February 5, 2020

kimchi mode

A dangerous state which a boy reverts back to a baby who still cries everyday, hits his parents, throws his rubbish bin, slams door, stomps floor, pound his table.

All that just because he can't play rocket league.

Activation rate: when the wifi is shit / he gets scammed / he loses a match / couldn't play with his friend

Powers:

- Superhuman Strength (to accomplish great feats as mentioned above)
- Scream-yelling (on par with Black Bolt's sonic scream)
- Superhuman Gaming Stamina ( it is estimated that he can play rocket league non-stop for 45 hours)

Ultimate Skill:

- Shifting blame ( he always find a way to blame others and complain even though it is entirely his fault)

A: Bro that kid just went full kimchi mode!
(Jordan throws chair)
B: Damn.

C: He's in secondary school bruh why is he still crying everyday

D: Don't blame him homie He's in pain He's in kimchi mode

E: my kid is in kimchi mode then he pushed and swore at me. What can I do?
F: There is nothing you can do honestly. You either get him his Macbook back or let him watch his Rocket League YouTubers.

Passive: Deaging (He can turn back into a baby ( or maybe a foetus even a sperm) )

by jordansucker May 16, 2020

Johan Mode

Johan is defined as fierce, beastly, and untamed. Mode is defined as a way of operating or using a system, So to be in Johan mode is to go hard, not allowing anything to stop or deter you from your mission . Basically, this means when someone’s in Johan mode, they are not to be fucked with!

Look at him, he is going Johan Mode!

Damn his KD is crazy high, he is totally going Johan Mode.

by ZaleDH October 5, 2020

Instagram Model

Typically a woman in her 20s or 30s who does not work and expects things for free. Also, a compulsive spender with debt who cannot hold a steady job, so they pursue an interest in "Instagram Modeling," which is simply good quality selfies.

"Oh, you're a model, what's your agency, Instagram?"
"Instagram models are simply wannabe social media influencers."
"Gains 1000 followers on Instragram, becomes a model."
"You gotta respect the working woman in a world full of Instagram models."
"When it's career day at school and your Mom says she's an Instagram model."

by ammize February 3, 2021