Michael

The guy who is a Jody and has no common sense.

Hey look at that guy, what a total Michael.

by Rofl Banshee May 3, 2018

Michael

A really gay boy. Usually ginger. Just all round queer. Shite at football. Once ww a boy

Oh look at Michael he’s going with a boy again.

by Turd mister 69 69 69 November 5, 2018

Michael

To push large foreign object up ones private areas repetitively

Come here Gavin I'm going to michael your ass latah nibbah

by Natecruz July 20, 2019

Michael

One Jolly BOI

John:Hey Santa you are such a Michael

Santa: Thanks my dude

by Mwilley June 17, 2018

Michael

a kid that has a dad who for some reason became a meme

Mason: have you seen michaels dad?
Sam: yeah..
Mason: lol hes a meme now

by cornershop12 May 8, 2018

Michael

A silent, muscular man who adores his little sister. He ranges between 6-7 feet tall and goes all out for Halloween. He can usually be accompliced by his niece, Michelle. Whom finds the world a very odd place.

Hey Michael, what would you like for dinner?
Michael: ...
Thats ok Michael, i'll figure it out for you.

by michellenelson19 November 2, 2019

Michael Starr

Original bassist for metal/"grunge" band Alice in Chains. Recorded on the albums Facelift and Dirt as well as the EP's We Die Young and SAP. Replaced by former Ozzy Osbourne bassist Mike Inez after Dirt.

Did you hear that Michael Starr bass line in Rooster? It was fucking awesome.

by Dugan March 14, 2005