masturbation

Finley Doyle's favorite active

finely just had masturbation session

by finster May 16, 2022

ANUS MASTURBATE

It is a BOWEL MOVEMENT from start to finish and it has a PURE PURPOSE at a certain point.

Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021

aural masturbation

When someone loves hearing the sound of their own voice, and that person's idea of a conversation is actually a soliloquy or monologue...and simply won't STFU.

Steve appeared to be blissful and aloof, oblivious to the bored and vexed faces of his companions, as he listened to the wall of sound exiting his mouth in yet another round of aural masturbation.

by MoGyver April 8, 2016

Masturbating

Touching your COCK after watching porn

Im masturbating to your mum on pornhub

by Wankingking March 5, 2023

Masturbation friend

Because you don't masturbate with normal friends... that would be weird

Yesterday I had a great evening with my masturbation friends

by Jonhspyro December 22, 2019

masturbate

something you do because you're single as fuck

John: Damn I wanna masturbate to Mia Khalifa!!

by I LIKE BIG BUTTS !!! May 7, 2025

free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions

My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.

by Justjamesar December 23, 2022