plant licker

An ambiguous term referencing not a lesbian, but a nubile movie theatre employee, who at the urgence of a veteran coworker, licks a plant to confirm its authenticity.

I can't believe Shauna fell for that, she's such a plant licker!

by DutchBag March 25, 2009

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keric lickerman

the biggest baddest motherfucker that ever walked the earth witha babies arm swingin past his knees.

" did you see that keric lickerman? that guy looked like the hulk, hung like a horse"

by billy paterson November 23, 2009

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The act of obstructing someones path toward their locker numerous times in the duration of the week resulting in the victim replying "im gonna punch you so hard!". be aware this threat is empty. *Be warned* This act usually ends with the perpetrators being maliciously walloped in the shins by the victim. its totally worth it

victim:"Garrett and Jake are locker lickers! theyre doing it to me!"

teacher: "What does it mean to be a locker licker? i can't help you"

Garrett & Jake" "Ha Ha!"

*victim kicks both Garrett and Jake in the shins*

by Smiley McGee April 6, 2013

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Window Licker

For someone to act depressed while having tons of money at the same time. Also associated with the inability to control anger or emotions and falling in love too quickly with strangers.

"Idk man i really like her shes so nice"
"dude you met her last night stop being a window licker"

by jakson griff February 1, 2018

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window-licker

A person who is fully entrenched in their opinion, yet unable to find, analyze, or digest data. Brain activity minimul when digesting insane ideas in isolation. Native to the Covid era US, usually feeling most comfortable roaming the web for conspiracy theories to regurgitate. Sources of influence include Fox News, Alex Jones, and other far right influencers. Ranting is kept to minimum when no window is near. Windows, more specifically licking windows provides energy. Neurological scientific studies have shown window-lickers to have the brain activity and capacity of a retarded nutria.

Dude, I forgot my mask when I went to 7-11 so I put my shirt over my face. Got my shit and on the way out the girl who'd just cashed me mumbled while making awkward tweaker motions, "It's ok, I don't mind, its cool...oh its ok... you know. I don't mind, you can just use.. ya know, use your shirt." Confused with a smirk I walked out saying "ok cool." What the fuck bro! I can't tell if she was serious or another fucking window-licker jockin my style.

God damn, 9/11 wasn't done by the US government stop spreading that shit you fuckin' window-licker, . They did use it, what politician doesn't use everything to advance themselves.

by antivi (anti-villian) August 17, 2020

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