Jesus Wheeled

When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"

"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"

by Bg1981 January 2, 2014

prison Jesus

“Ones whom looks like a “prison” Jesus”

By golly Mr buddle, you look like prison Jesus!

by COLEPEDERSON November 4, 2022

Marcos (Jesus)

The reincarnation of Jesus with long hair who is hella smart he fr a full on genuis who doesn't let you flirt with him who would never date someone with low intelligence

Marcos (Jesus)
: No you have a boyfriend

by aaagrimage November 20, 2019

flow jesus

When a christian boy has long flowing hair.

"Yo flow jesus i like your hair!"
"Ay thanks man"

by Flow Jesus February 26, 2022

Tape Jesus

A formal religion that exists in only certain minds. It is nearly impossible to join because Jesus is part of a clout gang.

Unfortunately, Tape Jesus is unavailable because his cult is worshipping him at the moment.

by Tape Jesus’s Secretary December 22, 2018

Jesus sandals

Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.

Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.

by Annie anymous September 10, 2016

Jesus Crikey

A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"

Jesus crikey, that scared the absolute shit out of me!

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016