gabrielino circle-jerk

a speech competition where those doucheGABs take first and even close out in all the events

"Spring Varsity was a fucking gabrielino circle-jerk, again"

by P.J. O'Rourke April 13, 2008

slow jerk

When you are beating the meat, weedwacking, or any other variation of jacking off, and are about to bust but feel that the time is not right, or it is too early. Therefore you slow down to prevent the early yogurt shot and continue once the penis has calmed down slightly.

I had to slow jerk last night to prevent my premature busting problem.

by Chet Porteous May 4, 2009

The Amazing Jeckel Brothers

The 5th Jokers Card released by the Insane Clown Posse.

The Amazing Jeckel Brothers is my favorite Jokers Card.

by Amy June 11, 2006

Jerick

Jerick is a person, typically a male who loves to engage in activities such as countless hours on redditt, eating and having frequent bowel movements. Jerick is a guy you can trust with your life once he gets to know you.

Yo Jerick, are you really going for another dump?

by americaeighty8 April 17, 2014

circle jerk

A group or men (hopefully gay) who sit in a circle and masterbate 2 each other while splurging on themselves (very effective)

hey man, lest have a circle jerk tognite. I shotgun that u wack me off

by Hayze March 26, 2003

jerk off

slam dunk fo sho man like a reel deel nooie pass that can really ram the jam and shink down the frizzle frazzles jimbo jango pingo salmando!

gimme that jerk off

by sirociper January 21, 2010

jerk

people who in rare cases, through no fault of their own, act harshly towards others because of the so called "evil gene".

for the rest of 99.99% its all about compensating for things past and present that happened/didin't happen...

commonly assosicated and charaterised as bullies who intend to cause harm to others to alleviate pain or to try and earn coercive respect through actions of evil

Lars: Can you please treat me with respect as i would, you

Jan: No way i will still tear you down irrespective of your feelings.. (i don't care if you percieve me as a jerk)

Lars: ok what if i be really nice to you and stay out of your way as best i can..

Jan: sorry f-wit i can't make that promise..

Lars: ill take that as a YES

by SEG_man April 11, 2009